Share 'Heard any good jokes?'

There are a thousand old pilot jokes and sayings out there. My brother sent me this list. Let me know if he missed any: No matter what else happens, fly the airplane. Forget all that stuff about thrust and drag, lift and gravity; an airplane flies because of money. It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up there wishing you were down here. If you're ever faced with a force…